So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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