carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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