Ambien. No doubt about it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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