i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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