Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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