I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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