Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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