I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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