the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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