I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
time to smoke my breakfast
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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