Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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