That's intense
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
