found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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