4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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