Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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