wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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