I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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