Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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