i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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