If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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