I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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