my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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