When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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