those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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