We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if you like me you must not know who I am
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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