Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
What a dumb baby whore.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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