im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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