College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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