ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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