Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Randomize
