i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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