you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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