this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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This is my gift to your gina
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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