don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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