my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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