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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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