Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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