Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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