sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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