It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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