Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
