VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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