Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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