OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
