Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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