i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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