So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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