It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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