North Korea, Best Korea!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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