The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Your penis caused this!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
