I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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