Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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