Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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